IMPORTANT UPDAETE ON VITMAINS!?!?!!

alert reader eden points out that there is indeed a vitamin K. alert website wikipedia points out that vitamin k doesn't do shit! i corroborated that report by speaking with noted vitamin expert dr. roy g. biv.

me: dr. biv, what can ye tell me about vitamin K?
dr. biv: well schedule one, Vitamin K denotes a group of lipophilic, and hydrophobic, vitamins that are needed for the osttranslational modification of certain proteins, mostly required for blood coagulation. Chemically they are 2-methyl-1,4-naphthoquinone derivatives.
me: can you tell us exactly what that means?
dr. biv: that it doesn't do shit!

so there ye have it, folks... now don't forget to take yer vitamins, except for D which is stupid, and K which is "barely there"

hat tip to EDEN or something.